The secret society of vloggers is now private. This will allow us to not talk in codes in our videos. Instead we can just out and say it. We are also looking at moving to a new domain that will only be shared with the cohorts. Our plans to interrupt and disturb the lives and wellbeing of those who oppose us will continue as planned. The financial disruptions that are planned for Christmas time will go ahead as planned and all the code for that is set to launch. We will soon be in control of their computers (by the time this is posted the Trojans will all be in place most are now). The telemetry data from the smart phones is already in place so we can go to the site and see where they are at any time (even if the phone is off), not to mention read their texts or listen in on calls. If you did not get an invite to the private service, then contact the enforcers as soon as you can to be considered. And remember keep your anti tracking software up to date and set to random when visiting the others sites. Our spies are all in place on them now and will be releasing meta code in their videos to take over control of their sites.
Yours in kayos and chaos Dave – Smile :)
The above is meant for comedic purpose only.