I could have had you any time. But I was not interested. Now I am the worst person on earth. Too bad you never said a word. I am a man, not a mind reader. You always knew I did not want a relationship, just someone to coffee with. So how is it my fault? Oh well blame me if it makes you feel good. Trust me, I won't lose any sleep over your anger.
If you grow out of this stage, call me. But I know you and I know you will never call me again unless it's to hang up on me.