Saturday, January 24, 2015

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Fill your boots :)

666 Subscribers and Analytics

Back down to 665 at the moment, but for a bit it was 666 LOL.

OK and here are the stats as well. The thing keeps telling me I am getting 6,000 to 7,000 views a month. Well if you carry that back and extrapolate (even will roll offs for less subscribers), my view count should be darn near a 1,000,000 by now. So how accurate is google analytics? I do the math and the new video views is about 3,600 a month. Give it 300 for the crap pile of old videos I have. Still not even close to what they say it is.

As for ratings 90% of the dislikes are one disturbed individual. LOL. People get all kinds of angry at that kind of activity. Well, some of the big names actually try to piss people off to get a thumbs down. Know why? Because all interaction counts to the plus. Ratings in total count to gain you position in the search results. Not just likes, but dislikes as well. The system is supposed to be smart enough to know if your using a bot to like your own shit and if someone is down bombing you. The most important thing is unique views. That is usually about 95% of your view count. That gets you more points than ratings or comments. But they all add up.

Have fun kids and play safe, wear bubble wrap - Dave :)

Monday, January 19, 2015

Playlist of the Night - Jan. 18, 2015

1 Bachman Turner Overdrive - You Aint Seen Nothing Yet
2 Golden Earring - Radar love
3 Meat Loaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Light
4 The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite
5 Grease - You're the one that I want
6 Saturday Night Fever - John Travolta - Bee Gees
7 Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down
8 Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
9 Culture Club - Karma Chameleon
10 Europe - The Final Countdown
11 Guns N' Roses - Paradise City
12 Guns N' Roses - Live And Let Die
13 Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
14 Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar
15 velvet underground - venus in furs
16 Lou Reed - Walk On The Wild Side
17 Mungo Jerry - In the summertime
18 Ram Jam - Black Betty
19 ZZ Top - La Grange
20 Eric Clapton- Cocaine
21 Slow Ride- Foghat (EP)
22 Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride
23 Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild
24 Rolling Stones - Satisfaction
25 The Doors - L.A. Woman

Top 10 BDSM Books In My Opinion

10 Coming to Power - SAMOIS (1981)
9 Story of O - Anne Desclos (1954)
8 Erotic Slavehood - Christina Abernathy (1996)
7 Mr. Benson - John Preston (2013)
6 The Vampire Queen's Servant - Joey W. Hill (2007)
5 The Ties That Bind - Vanessa Duri├Ęs (1993)
4 Exit to Eden - Anne Rice (1994)
3 Venus in Furs - Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (1870)
2 Come Hither: A Commonsense Guide To Kinky Sex - Gloria G. Brame (2009)
1 The 120 Days of Sodom, or the School of Libertinism - Marquis de Sade (1904) (written in 1785)

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

And of This Evening...

 New phone wallpaper - a nice Furry...
 Oinked down a doughnut...
Good evening so far :)

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Problems In My Building (Mold)

 Leaking windows have caused the wall to be damaged.

 Even with a towel on the window there is water running down the wall.
 As you can see there is a plugin on the wall under the window. Water and power don't mix well. I am not sure but I don't think this is allowed in the first place.
 Hard to see but there is a hell of a lot of water on the casing.
 The seals are broken on the windows and they freeze up and then melt in the sun and there is water.
 Obvious mold on the window.
 Tub surround is not sealed up right and there are gaps for water to get in and damage the wall and attract mold.
This very old toilet has had the caulking around it fail and there is mold and gunk around the toilet.

In general this place is a health hazard in my mind, but I can't really afford to move to a place where I need to spend $60 or more a month on cabs to get to the store or the doctors office. I have emailed the government and will see what they have to say. 

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Ilitium Disorder

The inability to understand satire has been linked to a mental disorder known as ilitium. This is where the person reading, hearing or viewing satirical content takes it as the truth. It is compounded by the fact that people are emotional about their view points in matters of society. They either think it is the absolute truth when in reality it is a mockery or they rebel against it thinking it is a lie. Sadly there is no amount of education or medication for this disorder. The persons suffering from this terrible affliction will be sadly condemned to be fooled and butt-hurt for the rest of their life. We as normal humans can only try to comfort them.