25 Random Things About Me...

I have not purchased a loaf of bread for myself in over 10 years...

I have not had sugar or cream in my coffee in over 25 years...

The last 6 dates I was on where all crazy women I met on POF...

I have not been fishing in 20 years...

I was once trained as a life guard but never worked as one - just wanted the paper saying the fat guy could do it...

I was a member of Mensa for 4 months and quit because I thought they were all dicks...

I was once a fundamentalist right wing Christian...

I made a crucifix out of barbed wire in a single day and sold it the next day...

I drove over 120mph when my Dad died in the car beside me...

I have saved 3 human lives that I know of, 2 with CPR...

I was ordained in 2 separate churches...

I preformed 3 weddings 2 of them where same sex...

I have had exactly 1 speeding ticket and it was the only time I was speeding in the city...

I have been in a boat going 100 mph...

I once won a first place ribbon for running...

I lost my virginity at the age of 13 she was 14...

I have been to 1 nudist beach and 3 nudist colonies...

I have read the bible 6 times completely and 3 different versions (NIV, Catholic and NAS)…

I was thought to be slow in elementary school but given a test before high school and all the sudden they stopped thinking that way about me…

I have mild autism…

I have read a wide range of gnostic texts…

I have read the satanic bible…

I have been to a voodoo cleaning ritual and it felt good…

I drove my first car more than 100,000 miles in total….

I once got 100 play piercings in my back, that is threw and threw so 200 holes punched in me…