Saturday, September 3, 2016

Are You A Twat - AKA Having Fun With The Clinically Stupid

Ever wonder why the extremely limited in intellect always think they are smarter than the rest of the world and wand more than anything to "prove it"? Well it's a symptom of the modern times. You see society has become accustom to blaming their short falls and everyone but themselves. This goes for all short comings. If you spent all your money on a 55 inch TV and now don't have enough to feed the wife and kids, it's not your fault - just blame it on the bank or on the government - or better yet, blame it on the poorest of the poor who are on welfare or disability. How dare they take up 2% or 3% of public funds. It's not your fault you fucked up your finances.

This extends to intelligence as well. If you are think as a bucket of lint that has been lit on fire, it's not you that are stupid - it's the rest of the world. So go out there and provide the proof. This will of course show that you are dumb as a box of rocks, but in your mind you are showing the world how smart you really are. After all, mom and dad told you that you where special. This can't mean, special education - short bus special now can it.

Like the moron, the twat has to go out there and prove them-self to be so much better than the rest of society. So fuck off old person with a walker, I want to get in line ahead of you. That should show that the old lady is a twat and not you.

The best place on earth to prove you are a half wit or that you are a twat is the internet. So log on to your site of choice and start trolling the fools out there that are beneath you. This will prove once and for all how smart you are and how much of a twat they all are. It won't in any way prove to literally every person who sees your posts that you are slower than Dim in the move A Clockwork Orange and more of a twat than Hitler himself.

And of course, I have written this humorous blog post with many things wrong with the style of writing. So go ahead and prove your not stupid and pick out the faults, it won't show us all that you are a twat one bit.

BTW ever wonder how twats troll a feed so fast with one account after the next? They use a bot the fond on a "hacking forum" to make a bunch of accounts in advance so all they have to do is switch from one to the next. The reality that 100% of the time, these bots have a virus in them and it gets around your virus scanner by making you click things in the install to prove your a human and you "know what you're doing" to the antivirus is lost on them. Even if they where bright enough not to have "helpers" or "tool bars" installed in the installation of the "hacking tool" they will at the very least have a key-logger and a trojan installed. So not to worry, they will get theirs.

And BTW again, did you notice there are at least six things wrong with the previous paragraph? Good boy, your not a dumb ass after all LOL. Right, just keep thinking that. After all reality can't stop you from thinking how good you are.

Oh how I miss the days when the dim where put away for "their own good" and they actually knew they where stupid. Now we raise them to think they are "special" and "leaders". But of course reality sets in and they end up on the sort end of the stick, living in Moms basement at the age of 56 and trolling the internet - but they can't be at fault, so lets make the world pay.

Self entitlement - it's you fucking God given right! Woot - you go keyboard lunatic and show us how great you are.

P.S. I don't normally like to use the R word, but trust me in this case it fits as in "socially retarded TWAT". The best thing is, you are so think you don't realise I'm LOLing my ass off at you right now.

2 comments:

  1. What just happened?

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    1. Lol. I had fun. Some moron trolled the shit out of Steve writes live feed. His daughter saw him post that head was going to rape and kill her. It was so over the top retarded I had to do this.

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