Life Hacks

Life Hack:
Coffee in the drive-threw too hot? Drop it on your crotch then sue the company. If they say there is a warning on the cup tell them you can't read. Let them prove you can - I dare them.

Life Hack:
Tired of being on a diet? Well just as many skinny ass people drop dead of a heart attack or stroke - so eat that pizza. What is the worst thing that will happen?

Life Hack:
Tired of medical bills and travelling for tests? Well things like Endoscopes can be purchased from China for $8 on the internet. Just hock it to the phone then email the photos to your Doctor.

Life Hack:
Tired of your parents telling you what to do? Move out, get a job and pay your own way. That will show them.

Life Hack:
If no one will listen to you, flood Facebook with meme's. This will eventually make people see the light and change their mind. It works every time.

Life Hack:
Your political party did not make it into office? Just get some friends together and go start a riot.

Life Hack:
Tried of the JW's coming to you door? Well the radical right is in power now. Just shoot them and tell the cops they where Gays coming to indoctrinate you. Make sure to put some glitter on them to make it look convincing.

Life Hack:
Is the baby out of diapers and you are too drunk to go get more? Just tape a plastic bag to their but with duct tape. This will keep them till morning.

Life Hack:
Tired of dirty homeless people eating your trash? Sprinkle drano on the food before you toss it out. They won't come back twice.

Life Hack:
Cops need to know you won't take shit from them. If they stop you tell them to fuck off and refuse to produce ID. If they ask more then 3 times toss junk out of the car at them and they will go away.

Life Hack:
If you secretly mock those who oppose you in your head, you won't start conflict and won't feel bad that they don't like you.

Life Hack:
Fake air buds will make it look like you have the latest and greatest phone. No one will ever know you don't even own a phone.

Life hack:
Is porn causing you to sin? Well have your hands cut off and you won't be able to access the internet or flip threw a magazine. It will also make it very hard to play with yourself.

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