3 RANDOM THOUGHTS
Years ago there was an ice cream shop here that was taken over by a discount coffin shop that only lasted 3 months. But you can imagine the look on my face when I went in for a cone.
I've left instructions that if they find me dead some morning, to use my phone to update my profile pic to a photo of my dead body.
I no longer want to die in my sleep. I now desire to explode into 10,000 bits while shopping.