14 Funny A.F. Movie Quotes

1. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!" - Dr. Strangelove (1964)

2. "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.” - Blazing Saddles (1974)

3. "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or - shall taunt you a second time.” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

4. "I am serious… and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane! (1980)

5. "I'll have what she's having." - When Harry Met Sally (1989)

6. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I." - What About Bob? (1991)

7. "I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack." - Wayne's World (1992)

8. "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.” - Billy Madison (1995)

9. "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately." “I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.” - Office Space.(1999)

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - Goldmember (2002)

10. "McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?" - Superbad (2007)

11. "Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." - Knocked Up (2007)

12. "I'm glad he's single, cuz I'm gonna climb that like a tree." - Bridesmaids (2011)

13. "Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. would catch it." - Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

14. "Were werewolves, not swearwolves." - What We Do in the Shadows (2014)