Utopia Lost (Comedy Rant)

Thank you to the ass hat telemarketing about a credit card I don't own... You broke my trend of thought and I had all the problems of the world sorted out. It was going to be utopia... Then you called and I forgot it all... Now we are back to the hell that is our world thanks to your stupid greed.

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