1. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!" - Dr. Strangelove (1964) 2. "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.” - Blazing Saddles (1974) 3. "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or - shall taunt you a second time.” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) 4. "I am serious… and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane! (1980) 5. "I'll have what she's having." - When Harry Met Sally (1989) 6. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I." - What About Bob? (1991) 7. "I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack." - Wayne's World (1992) 8. "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.” - Billy Madison (1995) 9. "Looks like you've been...