Dave Nicholson

A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds from there. After a while they came back out, giggling. The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go." The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I will shit on it." A guy walks into a bar at the top floor of large skyscraper and asks for a strong one. He drinks up and asks for another one. After quite a lot of drinks he walks over to a table where there are two men sitting, talking and drinking. "I'll bet you guys 5000 bucks I can jump out that window and land safely on street below!" The two men look at each other then agree to accept the bet. So the drunk...

Images made with Deep Dream Generator and turned into puzzles with Jigsaws Galore . Note: All prompts where sent to me by a friend who wants to not be named. Thanks kind Lady - Love Ya.

Images made with Deep Dream Generator and turned into puzzles with Jigsaws Galore .

Images made with JWildfire 9.00 and turned into puzzles with Jigsaws Galore .

1. Do you like who you are right now? I have a deep understanding of exactly who I am and my worth to myself and to those who love me. 2. When was the last time you laughed really hard? About a week ago when I watched a movie that I’ve not seen since I was a teen, “Carry on Doctor (1967).” 3. What would you truly regret not doing if you died tonight? Nothing. You have no regrets when you die. It’s a reset and this world is gone from your mind. 4. What advice has someone in your family given, and that you have taken just in time? Nothing. The best advice was, “be yourself” and don’t pretend to be someone else, but it dd not sink in until my late 20s and I have been way better off because of it. I lost the anger in my life and became the best me in time. 5. What were the top three lessons you learned the hard way? Fundamentalist churches hurt people like me. I am deeply loved by many I know and I should be OK with myself. Never pretend to be someone you are not, it’s damaging. 6. What wo...

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