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WEIGHT LOSS BLOG (OH HELL NO!)

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+18.1 lbs (12.1 lbs difference between old scale and the new scale so BIG jump from that) 413.3 lbs (187.5 KG) Up 17.5 lbs this term Down 83.7 lbs all time

Yes or No Tag

You can ONLY answer Yes or No. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING on this video. If someone comments you and asks it's OK to answer.
Been arrested? Kissed someone you didn't like? Slept in until 5 PM? Ran a red light? Been suspended from school? Experienced love at first sight? Totaled your car in an accident? Been fired from a job? Fired somebody? Sang karaoke? Pointed a gun at someone? Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Kissed in the rain? Had a close brush with death (your own)? Seen someone die? Played spin-the-bottle? Smoked a cigar? Sat on a rooftop? Smuggled something into another country? Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Broken a bone? Skipped school? Eaten a bug?  Sleepwalked? Walked a moonlit beach? Rode a motorcycle? Dumped someone? Lied to avoid a ticket? Ridden in a helicopter? Shaved your head? Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Eaten snake? Marched/Protested? Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Puked on amusement ride? Seriously…

The Small Flame

The Small Flame David S Nicholson Nov 6, 2010
Looking into the naked candle light I start to see things future and past. I hear the sound of people long gone whispering quiet joys. I know that all is as it is going to be, we are only a moment in eternity. Somewhere water will always flow clean and life will always follow mother earth. We are one with the flame, we are one with the drift of eternal time. Sit and listen and watch with me. The quiet is our door to the spirit world.

I Am Grateful For

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. I am grateful to have a roof over my head as many do not. . I am grateful to live Canada where my health needs are taken care of for no cast to me. . I am grateful for people who love me for who I am. . I am grateful for the ability to love art and create it. . I am grateful for the ability to make other smile and make them happy even if it is for a short time. . I am grateful that I have all I need and just a little more. . I am grateful to have safe drinking water as many do not. . I am grateful I was raised by great parents who taught me to love others and myself. . I am grateful for many things, too many to list here. . But most of all I am grateful to live in a country that does not think it is OK to kill people for who the love or what the believe.

12 Days of Kink Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a single tailed whip.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two nipple clamps.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me a three point harness.
On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four rubber slappers
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four wooden paddles.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five cock rings.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven erotic piercings.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me an eight fall flogger.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a nine inch but plug.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten rubber dildos.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me an eleven attachment violet wand.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a twelve restraint latex bondage suit.


Top 10 Drinks For Men

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10: Bulleit Neat (Personal rating 10/10)
Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz Bulleit Bourbon
How to prepare it: Pour the Bourbon in a rock glass. 9: Billionaire’s Margarita (Personal rating 8/10)
Ingredients: 5 oz crushed ice 1 oz Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia 1/2 oz Grand Marnier Cuvée du Centenaire 2 oz freshly squeezed lime juice 1 lime wedge
How to prepare it: Fill a shaker with ice and add the Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia, Grand Marnier Cuvée du Centenaire and lime juice. Shake it well, pour it into a glass with ice and garnish it with a lime wedge. 8: A Hole in One (Personal rating 8/10)
Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz Johnnie Walker Red Label 1 tbsp honey 3 oz unsweetened tea 1 lemon wedge
How to prepare it: Add the Johnnie Walker Red Label, honey and unsweetened tea in a glass; stir it and serve over ice. Garnish the drink with a lemon wedge. 7: Kamikaze (Personal rating 8/10)
Ingredients: 1 1/4 oz Smirnoff Red Label Vodka 1/4 oz triple sec 1/4 oz lime juice or sour mix
How to prepare it: Shake the vodka, triple s…

Gay Jokes

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~ A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks "whats wrong" and the guys says "I found out my brother is gay and is marrying my best friend". The next day he comes in and orders 8 shots of whiskey. "Whats wrong?" the bartender asks. He says "I found out my son is gay. The next day he comes in and orders 10 shots of whiskey. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women"? the bartender asks. The man replies "apparently my wife does".
~ How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? he throws hot yogurt on your back.
~ "What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen.
~ A gay man goes to a Catholic Church for the first time. He sits in the isle. As the priest comes down with the incense, he taps the priest on the arm and says, “I love your dress, but your purse is on fire”.
I hope it does not offend anyone, literally all the LGBTQIA+ folks I know thought they where very funny.