Happy Endings Over 40.
Oh these young people... They have no idea that the best sex of your life does not start until your about 40. I mean the orgasms get better and are easier to have. Not to mention us fat folks are EASY to please. It's these fit ready for the iron man people that find it almost impossible to get off... What can I say? The young folk think they know it all and in reality they know nothing. Now that I am an old fart, I realize I know very little. But at least I am certain my happy ending is WAY better than they can imagine.