I have not purchased a loaf of bread for myself in over 10 years... I have not had sugar or cream in my coffee in over 25 years... The last 6 dates I was on where all crazy women I met on POF... I have not been fishing in 20 years... I was once trained as a life guard but never worked as one - just wanted the paper saying the fat guy could do it... I was a member of Mensa for 4 months and quit because I thought they were all dicks... I was once a fundamentalist right wing Christian... I made a crucifix out of barbed wire in a single day and sold it the next day... I drove over 120mph when my Dad died in the car beside me... I have saved 3 human lives that I know of, 2 with CPR... I was ordained in 2 separate churches... I preformed 3 weddings 2 of them where same sex... I have had exactly 1 speeding ticket and it was the only time I was speeding in the city... I have been in a boat going 100 mph... I once won a first place ribbon for running... I lost m...