Woke Up With a Hole In Me

I don't know man... I keep waking up with new holes in me the last while. I think the aliens are doing things to me in my sleep. But seriously, this is 4 days in a row I notice something like this all shinny a new when I get up in the morning. I also tend to get large bruises in my sleep. One of them on my side was 8 inches. How the hell do I get a giant bruise on my in my sleep like that? Oh well, at least I did not wake up dead.


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