I Eat My Asparagus Naked

I eat my asparagus naked. I also eat it steamed and killed with hot sauce. It gives me gas, but I freaking love this stuff. I normally don't get any but I was given some, so I eat it. I tried it pickled once and it's problematic to get out of the jar in one piece. The stuff kept coming apart when I went to pull one out of the jar. But this is fresh, not pickled and it was yummy.

 

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