When I Die, I Want This Done
When I die, I want to be cremated right away, no viewing the body and stuff, just toss me in the oven with no coffin and save the government some money. Then stuff me in an unmarked grave and don't bother visiting it, I won't be there. I can count on one hand how many times I have visited my Mom or Dads graves. They are with me all the time, I don't need to see a stone to think about them. But yes, when I'm gone, eat good food, drink good drinks, and talk of me as you knew me. That is the only valid send off in my mind.