How To Have An AWESOME Night.

Step one: put one some tunes and rock the heck out.
Step two: Have a few beer while you listen to music.
Step three: Put a splash of Rye in a glass
Step four: Top with coke then watch a movie on Nexflix or Kodi
Step five: Order a pizza then repeat steps 3 and 4.
Step six: Answer the door naked holding a Pusheen stuffy and insist it's a real cat.
Step seven (not shown): Have another rye and coke while eating the pizza and watch another movie. Repeat this step once or twice.
Step eight: lay on the floor and wait for your Facebook friends to notice you have been missing for two days and hope they EMT's find you before you die.


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