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99 Bottle Of Beer

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A Nice Person Brightens a Very Bad Day For Me

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I recently expressed online that I had a deep desire for a Greek Salad (there are 3 kinds I know of and this is one of them). So Darrell (last name won't be mentioned for safety) saw this and knew I was having a heck of a bad time of life right now. So he decided he was going to send me a gift of this wonderful salad from The Mad Greek . OKG this hit the spot and made me so very happy. Well this is the next day and I'm still very happy. At the time I had not eaten the previous day and mentioned that I did not have the ability to stand at the stove long enough to cook dinner. I was in a hell of pain and agony in my legs (knees mostly) and recently been to the ER to see if there was a reason I was so weak in the legs. I am so glad there are such nice people out there in the world who would do a kind thing to brighten the day of someone they know is suffering. We often see how bad humanity is or at lest how indifferent a lot of people are toward others. But we rarely see people li...
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4 Word AI Prompt Challenge

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Rules: You can only use 4 words for the prompt on the AI you choose to use and no starting image or image prompt. All images made with Bing Image Creator - Prompts are as follows: Top left: Alien psychedelic style surrealism Top Right: Cowboy psychedelic style surrealism Bottom Left: Cyberninja psychedelic style surrealism Bottom Right: Steampunk psychedelic style surrealism
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3 Jokes - Slightly Mature

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A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds from there. After a while they came back out, giggling. The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go." The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I will shit on it." A guy walks into a bar at the top floor of large skyscraper and asks for a strong one. He drinks up and asks for another one. After quite a lot of drinks he walks over to a table where there are two men sitting, talking and drinking. "I'll bet you guys 5000 bucks I can jump out that window and land safely on street below!" The two men look at each other then agree to accept the bet. So the drunk...
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