STUPID QUESTIONS 2
1. Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
2. Do you ever just get the urge to double-click something?
3. When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?
4. If a job is canceled, do hit men get a kill fee?
5. Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
6. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
7. Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
8. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
9. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
10. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
11. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
12. If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money?
13. Can you cry under water?
14. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
15. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
16. How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
17. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
18. How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
19. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
20. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?