I JUST DON'T AGREE
So did this quiz on how gay you are. Well it said "If Elton John was a candle you would be a flame thrower". Come on, Not even. Look how manly I am over here (glances at the Pusheen the cat toys on every flat surface in the apartment).
Then there is the fact that my best friend is a woman I'm not romantically interested in. Oh wait...
There was that time I made love with that woman who looked like a lumber jack... This is not helping either.