THINGS MY DAD SAID AND WHY I GOT SMACKED WHEN I REPLIED

This will hurt me more than it will hurt you. (Bullshit).
Don't be smart. (OK I'll be stupid).
If your friends all jumped off a bridge would you? (Depends on if they died or not).
Don't give me that tone of voice. (In a higher pitch, how about this tone)?
Do you think I'm stupid? (Well before this exact moment, yes I did think that).
When I was your age ___. (When you where my age there was not electricity).
Do you think I like to punish you? (Kind of looks that way).
Did you think you would get away with this? (Well yeah).
Did you eat the cake in the fridge? (No I shoved it up my ass).
What the hell where you thinking? (That you would never find out).

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