Dirty Old Man?
That moment when you realize you have a dirty mind... The strange thing is I have literally no desire for sex at all in any form with anyone. Yet my mind always seems to go to the perverted side when there is even a hint of sexuality in a situation.
The other kind of strange thing is, my brain never did this when I was sexually active. In the old days of my 20's and 30's when anyone who wanted to and I was in there, no dirty thoughts for common situations.
Maybe it's just part of being an old person. Not that 50 is all that old yet. Still the older I am the more it comes to mind when people do or say things. Oh well...