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I don't have a 110 inch TV and my own house or a car or a boat or even am able to afford steak dinner every day... I'm oppressed!

I mean the laughable situation of someone who can hardly string words together impersonating a professional wrighter.

If I ever reach my target weight, I'm going to be a dick to all the fat people for not losing weight - ya know just like that friend that stopped smoking going after all the smokers.

Friday at 7pm on a long weekend I managed to fuck up and get my account locked by fucking the password 3 times. That sucked goat balls. I should never bank dunk...

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