Wednesday, May 31, 2017

There Where Popular Once Really They Where Playlist.

1 Pseudo Echo - Funkytown
2 Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight
3 Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
4 Genesis - I can't dance
5 Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al
6 Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible
7 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get
8 Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love
9 The Knack - My Sharona
10 Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom


Monday, May 29, 2017

Why I Got Cable Again (Shaw BlueSky That Is)

 We some of you know already I have gone back to Cable TV and decided to get the BlueSky Package from Shaw that has Small TV and Internet 150. It's a bit different from the normal cable systems I was used to. It's got some cool features I never had in the past.

One thing is You can use voice commands to get the box to do things. Just push the button and say what you want. Say "movies" and it comes up with a list of movies on at the time. Say "sports" and a list of sports comes up.

You can record up to 6 channels at the same time or watch 1 and record 5. The on demand features that most of the good channels have now are easy to access. You select the TV show and in the options list select "episodes" and there you will have all of them listed that are still available.

Right now I am binge watching back episodes of "The Leftovers" from HBO Canada. This is to say the least an enthralling TV show. I can't imagine why people would not pay the extra $18 to get the HBO and Movie Time package. It's just so worth it. About 30% of the shows I relay enjoy are on HBO.

The hard drive is only 500GB though and I call that a drawback. I would have expected to have at least 1TB or the option to for a price get more memory installed in it. But there is no option for this. I mean if you take a month to go traveling POOF you have a full HD and missed a few shows.

I am sure a few are wondering why I did not stick to the Android Box. Well if you like 480P pixilated streams I guess it's the thing for you. As well I will NOT be doing bit-torrent's any time in the near future as I don't think it's all that safe and well it's not actually legal. The Kodi stream thing is at this moment still legal in Canada.

Also with Kodi binge watching is not always easy as often the streams are dead after a couple of weeks. So no back episodes for you. That reminds me there are a couple of shows I want to catch up with.

Some say "well there is Netflix". No... They don't have everything I am enjoying right now. Sure in the past I had said there are only 5 shows I liked. At the time it was true. I had no idea most of the shows I am watching right now even existed or I never would have parted with Cable.

The only "ouch" in getting cable again is that I have to pay for 2 months of service at once. This is a rather LARGE bill for me and I will only be paying most of it this time around and will be leaving about $20 of it for next month. I would have left a LOT more for next month, but I have a pile of things I need to get with my GST rebate in July. Some things I need to replace in the apartment and some things that are for a future purchase. Thus this month I will only have about $150 left over for fun. BUT I no longer go out much...

This takes up to why I decided when I don't have much money to spend like $60 or $70 more a month on TV. Well I used to go out almost every day and would spend on average of $70 a month on coffee and lunch. I no longer do this for several reasons. This leaves me at home 90% of the time alone. Well... Playing on Facebook and watching Vlogs on YT only takes me so far. Yes there was a lot of cool things on Netflix but you just can't replace cable with it. There are just way more things to watch and so on.


Well after I listen to a few more songs on the headphones I will be getting back to watching season 1 of The Leftovers. BTW for someone who not long ago said "I don't watch much TV" I seem to be watching a lot of it :) Oh well. It's worth it to have less "fun money" because now this is most of my fun. Hang in there folks and if you are thinking of Shaw for cable and internet go check out this deal (before it ends).



Bryce 3D Art X2

 Blood Cells - Bryce 7.1 Pro
Global Warming 01 - Bryce 7.1 Pro and Poser

Sunday, May 28, 2017

My Rational Youth Top 10 Playlist

10 Close to Nature (1982) Cold War Night life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNidlZVrZY4

9 No More No Less (1985) Heredity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmgcjiHq3ds

8 Just A Sound In The Night (1982) Cold War Night life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7ybsVbcH6I

7 I Want to See The Light (1982) Cold War Night Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJh11ngyIHQ

6 Le Meilleur Des Mondes (1982) Cold War Night Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCp8Lq2kZzc

5 This Side Of The Border (2016) Future Past Tense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1j_KazD2HY

4 Western Man (2016) Future Past Tense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU_EeWEgu0o

3 To the Goddess Electricity (1999) To the Goddess Electricity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2JBCxqzswc

2 Everything Is Vapour (1999) To the Goddess Electricity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu9iv0CjsK0

1 Prison of Flesh (2016) Future Past Tense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nkmA9VcUu0



It Gets Harder Playlist

1 Slipknot - Before I Forget
2 Ministry - Stigmata
3 Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide
4 Static-X - Push It
5 Mudvayne - Dig
6 Mushroomhead - Qwerty
7 Arch Enemy - You Will Know My Name
8 Otep - Royals
9 Devildriver - Sail
10 Semblant - What Lies Ahead


When MTV Was MTV Playlist

1 Alphaville - Forever Young
2 Europe - The Final Countdown
3 Jon Bon Jovi - Blaze Of Glory
4 Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
5 Pantera - Walk
6 Metallica - One
7 AC/DC - Thunderstruck
8 Ram Jam - Black Betty
9 Heart - Barracuda
10 Mountain - Mississippi Queen


That Dang Techno Playlist

1 The Chemical Brothers - Galvanize
2 The Crystal Method - Busy Child
3 The Chemical Brothers - Block Rockin' Beats
4 Daft Punk - Da Funk
5 Eisenfunk - Pong
6 The Prodigy - Firestarter
7 The Chemical Brothers - Setting Sun
8 Skrillex - Cinema
9 Daft Punk - Technologic
10 Skrillex - Summit (feat. Ellie Goulding)


Good Deal On Cable TV

This is what it looks like when you get a good deal.


So I ordered a deal online with Shaw. It was for Internet 150 and BlueSky TV The deal for the first year is what I pay for just the Internet. Being that I am also getting HBO I will be paying $18 more a month than I was for internet for the first year. The second year I pay $48 more than I could normally for just the internet. After year 2 (end of the contract) I will be paying $63 more than just internet right now. I love this deal.



Now lets factor in that I no longer go for coffee almost every day with Cleaner Guy (ex-friend). That saves me about $50 a month on average. Being that I would have lunch at least twice in that time it's not about $70. So... By not going with Cleaner Guy I save enough to have cable again.



This time instead of the large package I got the small one. This gives me only channels that I actually like. I also (as I said) got HBO. I can watch all my faves first run and not have to wait a year for them to be on Netflix. I also get the shows that are NOT on Netflix and don't have to deal with the crappy low resolution 480p nonsense of Kodi streams.



So far I have about 1/2 the stuff I want to be watching set to record. The other 1/2 is not on this time of year and when it comes back on I will be setting it to record as well. The PVR will record up to 6 TV shows at the same time. You can also watch a TV show and record 5 others at the same time. The box also have voice control. Just push a button and talk to it.



The guide default is NOT just the channels you are subscribed to though. So I had to go to the bother of setting all the channels to favourite then setting the default guide view to favourites. But it's worth it as most of them I would see otherwise I am not subscribed to and I would be confused be it all. This way I can see just what I get.



Also I had to set the default zoom to OFF because I hate it when they stretch out an SD show to fit and HD screen. Some people (actually most) want the stretch thing to be happening. It looks strange and I don't like it. For some reason the default is 720p as well and I set it to 1080p.



I do however want to keep my Android Box set up for other things (won't need Kodi though). This requires me to get a HDMI slitter and there is one on Amazon for $13. It is automatic so you don't have to think - just turn on the device and there it is. Then I will have the Bluray and the Android Box on the same HDMI port as I only have 2 on this TV.



I know my last cable box did NOT like to be in the power bar. I will have to see how this one likes it. I will also be getting 2 new power bars that are better quality and handle more power. So they should do the job.

Google Programming Not So Good At Times

LOL OK at the top is says "Not updated yet". Yet when you tell it to check for updates it says you are up to date. HA. that could not possible be more confusing unless it told you your phone was a banana. Make me thing for a moment then I remember these are the same programmers that gave us YouTube and the cluster of crap that the interface over there is.

I mean on YT the number of comments it says you have is never the same as the actual number of comments if you count them. I have had it tell me there are 5 comments before anyone has actually commented. Being that this bug showed up BEFORE they re-worked the comment section and it's still there tells me something.

I had to really love the time that every browser BUT Chrome worked with YouTube. HA - this is a browser that was designed by the same company. Got to wonder, is this how they lost over a billion in one year?

I have 2 channels on YouTube that I actively use. One of them only for my tags. I don't make a penny of of either channel. I don't put ads on them. But I could if I wanted too - at the time it was the only way to get certain things. Got to LOL now because it has by it's self turned off monetization on my tag channel. I would have to re-enable it if I wanted to use it. HA. Being that both channels are linked, how does this work?

Getting back to the phone... It updated google play services one day and DANG it's about fecked now. I can't go to the settings and then apps and change things. As soon as I select an app POOF it crashes the settings. As well I can't edit admin privileges on the phone for the same reason. Good programming that... Sigh and it's a long way before I get a shinny new phone with Android 7 on it.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

A Background and a Thumbnail

Called It Ghost of a Dark Horse. Just kind of came out looking like a horse's or a cow's head.
Here is the same thing with text over it.
Both done in Bryce 7.1 Pro with custom materials.

Friday, May 26, 2017

My Top 10 TV Theme Songs

10 Tom Wells - WKRP in Cincinnati (1978)
9 John Sebastian - Welcome Back Kotter (1975)
8 The Mash - M.A.S.H. {Suicide is Painless} (1972)
7 Ian Freebairn-Smith - Magnum, P.I. (1980)
6 Quincy Jones - Sanford and Son (1972)
5 Mike Post - The Rockford Files (1974)
4 Gary Portnoy - Cheers (1982)
3 The Daniel Caine Orchestra - Hill Street Blues (1981)
2 Bob James - Angela (Theme From 'Taxi') (1978)
1 The Daniel Caine Orchestra - Barney Miller (1974)


My Top 10 Movie Theme's

10 Vangelis - Chariots of Fire (1981)
9 Itzhak Perlman - Schindler's List (1993)
8 Percy Faith & His Orchestra - Tara's Theme (Gone with the Wind 1939)
7 Elvis Presley - Viva Las Vegas (1964)
6 Bernard Herrmann - Cape Fear (1962)
5 The City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
4 Elmer Bernstein - The Magnificent Seven Theme (1960)
3 Quincy Jones - On Days Like These (The Italian Job 1969)
2 Peter Hamilton Orchestra - Colonel Bogey March (The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
1 Dick Dale - Misirlou (Pulp Fiction 1994)

Thursday, May 25, 2017

My Life In Movies Tag

01. First Steps: First film I remember seeing as a kid.
Bambi (1942)
02. Teenage Crush: Which actor/actress did you have a crush on?
Burt Reynolds (in the 1970s)
03. Bad choices good outcome: Name a movie you watched and enjoyed even though you thought you'd hate it.
The Green Mile (1999)
04. A little intimate: What movie did you see on a first date?
The Amityville Horror (1979)
05. Home Comforts: What movie reminds you of time with your family?
The Bandit (1977)
06. First heartbreak: What movie really upset you or hit you more than you thought?
Bambi (1942)
07. Leaving Home: What movie was the first you watched without your family?
Apocalypse Now (1970)
08. Good times: What movie do you watch the most and why?
Phantasm (1979) I have why no idea. I just love this movie
09. Learn a new language: What is your favourite non-English film?
The Red Balloon (1956)
10. Can't leave the sofa: What series on TV got you hooked?
Doctor Who (1963-?) Old and New ones.
11. Sick Day: What movie do you watch if you don't feel well or to cheer you up?
The Help (2011)
12. Looking to the future: What movies are you looking forward to seeing?
The only one I am looking forward to is Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
13. Living in the past: What old movie would you like to see remade?

Citizen Kane (1941) I think it would lend itself to modern times very well.
14. End of the road: What 3 films do you think you will always enjoy watching?
THX1138 (1971), Mad Max (1979) and Nosferatu (1922)

Happy Playlist (Because I'm Old)

1 Don McLean- American Pie (1971)
2 Harry Chapin - Cat's In The Cradle (1974)
3 Gordon Lightfoot - If You Could Read My Mind (1970)
4 Jim Croce - Time In A Bottle (1972)
5 Jerry Reed - East Bound and Down (1977)
6 Toto - Africa (1982)
7 Kansas - Dust in the Wind (1977)
8 CCR - Have You Ever Seen The Rain? (1970)
9 Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl (1967)
10 Mungo Jerry - In The Summertime (1970)
11 Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy (1988)
12 Bob Marley - Everything's Gonna Be Alright (1980)
13 Boston- More than A Feeling (1976)
14 Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) (1985)
15 Foreigner - Waiting for a Girl Like You (1981)
16 REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling (1984)
17 The Knack - My Sharona (1979)
18 Ram Jam - Black Betty (1977)
19 Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride (1968)
20 The Joker- Steve Miller Band (1973)


Special Parking I guess

First off this is an old photo. I may have even mentioned this in a blog before, but I thought it would be nice to say something now that it's in my mind.

First off there is no parking or stopping in this side of the street during school hours. But emergency vehicles can park where ever they want in Saskatchewan. They have an exemption from bylaws and so on. So it's perfectly OK in that respect for this truck to be parked there.

the thing I don't like is that it's a safety issue. There is no parking or stopping on this side of the street in front of schools for a reason. That is so that the kids will be more visible. The fact that there are kids at this school with hearing impairments makes it more essential for them NOT to be parked there.

So this comes down to the fact that someone just wanted to save a few steps and used their privilege to do so. It's kind of interesting to me that this is literally the same person who will give you a ticket for a fire code violation because it's not safe, yet there he is parked where it's not safe to park.

Fingernails Grow At Different Rates

Ever notice that all your finger and tole nails grow at a different rate? I sure have. The strange thing is I remember being a kid and they where not as different as now. I don't know if it's because I have bigger fingers now and it's just more easy to notice or that they actually have over time become more different in growth rate. The toenails are ever more dramatic in difference - although over time they tend to grow way slower than my fingers. This is to the point I cut my fingernails twice as often as the toenails. Anyhow this is just an observation...

Sleep Hates Me

Sleep is not my friend this last lifetime or so. Since I was ten I have had a problem with going to sleep. Since I was in my mid twenties I have had a problem staying asleep. It takes a very slight sound to wake me unless I am used to the sound. So something not in the spectrum of normal every day sounds will wake me up. Most of the time I won't actually know why I woke up because what made me wake is over by the time I am all the way awake.

The strange thing is, if someone else is in the apartment with me when I sleep, I will sleep deeper and better. Then again most people tend to be like this unless they are paranoid to some extent. I know when I moved back in with Mom for a time I slept better - then again it was dead quiet out in the trailer court.

Getting used to sounds that will occur often is not actually that hard for me. For example there was a train that went past at about 2 AM every morning when I was on South Hill. As well there was an after hours club on the next block and a lot of sound from the drunks until 5 AM or so. I got used to that in short order and slept threw it. But if someone had a strange and loud sounding car, awake I would be.

The ability to ignore sounds is a double edged sword though as I slept threw the phone several times. Most of the time it woke me, but if I was very tired it would not. This would drive Mom into a frenzy. Not to mention when I was sleeping at someone else's place for various reasons she would be worried as hell.

The new thing is pain waking me up all night or not letting me get a deep enough sleep. I have Fibromyalgia and CFS. They both end up in giving me pain most of the time. If it is a lot like it was last night I wake up often and have to move around in the bed or get up for a little while then go back to sleep.

Also being the size I am is not conducive to sleeping well as you tend to stop breathing for short times and wake up. The CPAP machine did literally nothing for me. I gave it two months and sent it back to them. It did not help me at all.

Speaking of that thing... When I sent it in I had it so I would be notified when it got there and I was notified. I also spent a fortune for insurance on it. The strange thing is, they never sent a letter to say they got it and so on. So ya know... It had a letter with it with all the information and so on and I did call them to say it was coming.

Any how, like when I am in pain - holding Pusheen (the little one) will settle me down some and I will be able to sleep for a short time. So on a day like last night I end up laying in bed playing with a stuffed cat for a while before going to sleep. I have no idea how this works, but she helps the pain and the sleep somehow.

Light is an issue as well and there is a lot of it in here from under the door. There is a space of about 1/2 an inch under my door so that I can slide a "help stick" under the door if I need to. So it ends up letting in a lot of light. This light ends up shining right into my bedroom.

Well if I close the door to the bedroom then I have a problem sleeping (yes it's all in my head but I can't get used to it). Not to mention I have bad night vision and I won't find the door knob for a while and when you have to pee this sucks.

So the light issue is a no win. I have too much light or too little. Oh well.

But it's quiet as hell here at night. I thought for sure the people on Main St. will bother me at night, but they don't. I never really hear anything at all. The people on my floor are also very quiet people and I never really hear them after about 9 PM.

Still most of the time I sleep like hell and am scrambled in the morning.

We have this sign we have to put out in the morning to say we are OK or they knock on the door. Well I end up being awake until 3 AM often so I put it out then and go to bed. I have to say when I do sleep I sleep very well here. In fact I have not slept as well as I do here in a long long time. Still here are many bad nights like last night with the body pain.

I have tried it all. Sleeping pills wake me up more so they are of no use. The strange one here is, if I don't get enough coffee in me that day I don't sleep hardly at all. If I drink it too late, I don't sleep at all. So it's a balance... I have also tried all manner of tea and over the counter aids and home remedies. None of them work. BUT the fan blowing on me all night seems to help rather a lot.

Anyway, if you know something I have not tried let me know in the comments. I'll tell you if I tried it. Have a good one and keep smiling.

Shameless Self Promotion LOL

AxeMoose Vlogs is so cool even this stuffed toy watches the vlogs. I mean ya know ya wanna...

I am of course kidding and this is just a reason to share the photo I took of "Pusheen watching the vlog". I am really kind of obsessed with Pusheen I think...

BTW in case you did not know, I am world famous and know by tens of people.

Android WiFi File Transfer App (smartDroid)

WiFi File Transfer App is our fiend. The thing will toss a bunch of videos off the phone in a lot less time than connecting it with the cord or even Bluetooth.

Literally the videos I tossed on the PC would have taken 25 to 30 min for me to transfer with the cable plugged in. Instead it was about 90 seconds. I got a cup of coffee came back and it was done.

I've got no idea if there is an Apple version of this. You will have to look it up yourself. As for Windows phones, I have not even seen one in person, let alone know how to do this on one. This is of course Android. The one I am using is the Pro at $1 ($1.38 CDN). It works on my tablet and on my Android Box as well. It does work from phone to phone or phone to tablet as well.

NOTE: doing this on a public WiFi is a risk as it opens a port that anyone can get into.

I gave it a rating of 5 Stars.

Blinded By The Sun And Still No A.C. Installed Oh And Messy Windows I Need To Clean (Is This Title Long Enough?)


Well here I sit trying to do some work in PaintShop Pro and what happens? The sun finally comes out from behind the clouds just in time to hit me in the eyes and blind the monitor. LOL. This would not be remarkable if it has not happened literally every single cloudy day since I got here. If it does not happen, it's only when I am doing something like cleaning or cooking. If I want to watch TV or play on the computer - poof sunlight LOL. On sunny days it's even more bright and hard to see of course.

You might notice the windows are kind of smeared up. Well when I get paid I need to get a spray bottle and some white vinegar. There seems to have been a smoker in this place before me and the windows are totaled. I have washed them 3 times and it is still all messed up like that. It looks grey in the photos but it's kind of a light blue colour, thus me knowing it's from smoking. I was very familiar with this when I lived with Mom and it was my turn to clean the windows.

Make note that the little window for the A.C. unit still has NO A.C. unit in it. The thing is sitting in the closet still in the box. This is literally 3 weeks today since I was told "they will be here today or tomorrow". Sigh. If you have not one clue when they will be here, don't tell me this. See I have been home all day every day since you told me this and well... No people showing up to put in my A.C.

See they have in the vast majority of them already, but mine is new and NOT on this special mount you need to have it stay in the strange windows we have. So here I sit and wait for them to show up and mount the new unit on one of these special mounts and put it in my window.

I have called the office twice now and they have no idea when the hell it is or even if it will happen. Both times I was asked if I filled in the form to get it done. Well yes I did and handed it in. Still I wait, all day every day. Now on Tuesday I took off in the afternoon to go for coffee and you can bet your ass they showed up and now I'm back the the back of the list.

Next time I see the fix-it guy around I will ask him to look into it for me. But then again he has a bad memory I think. Oh well. At least maybe if he calls they will show up sooner. Me calling does literally nothing it seems. I know there is more than one building to look after and all, but wow - 3 weeks? This is just not acceptable. Even my online friends are getting annoyed at them.

And Cartooned Myself

 Original image imported into PaintShop Pro
I used the pen tool with the setting of connect segments to draw around the arias I wanted to fill with color. More detail is very possible if you want to take the time of course. I set the width of the pen tool to 6. The image was 1480 x 1480 to start with. After making the outlines I then changed it from vector to raster layer. Then made a new layer under it. I selected the holes with the magic wand and increased the size of the selection by 2. Then I just filled the layer below with color. Then merged all layers and softened the image a little and added the text. the colours are picked right from the image. The red was just for contrast. It would be very easy to ad in highlights the same way. I wanted it as minimal as I could and this worked well. Anyways - doing the same thing in PhotoShop will give you the same results. It kind of works well for posters and the like.

Saskatchewan 911 Rant

So when you call 911 in Saskatchewan, you get put threw to the operator as normal. The thing is, all the time is wasted. You have to give them your location, and information on what is wrong and why you need emergency services.

Then you get put threw to the cops or an ambulance or the fire department and once again need to give them the same information you just gave the 911 operator. What was the actual point of giving any information to the operator then? They do NOT seem to pass it on to the service you require.

Say I am having a heart attack and am moments from losing my ability to talk. By the time I get threw to the ambulance I may be actually out cold or worse. This is a situation where very second counts. If I have to repeat myself, this is wasting a lot of my time.

You might think it's not much time at all, but it can be the difference between life and death or between having or not having brain damage. I would very much dislike being even more disabled than I am now because the information I just gave someone was NOT passed on to the ambulance company.

In a normal situation, they send the information and all you get after that is the dispatcher saying they are on the way. This is how it should be. But it seems to not work that way in Saskatchewan, at least not in Moose Jaw.

It literally makes me wonder why the heck we even have it if all they do is waste some of my time then pass me on to someone who asks the same questions. It's not hard to have the number for the services in speed dial on your phone for example - so...

The other thing is, you literally don't seem to be able to call the ambulance here other than threw 911. This is nothing but a time waster where I'm standing. This needs to be improved I think.

8 3D Fractals (Madelbulb3D)









Done with Madelbulb3D 1.9.1 Program is free and has PC and Mac versions.

Jake (Friends Dog) Painted 4 Different Ways





All done with Dynamic Auto Painter 4.

My Day In Photos (May 25, 2017)













Yeah this is really all there was - stayed in and looked out the window as it clouded up a lot. Now it's about 90% overcast.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

"I Try Not to Offend Anyone" - good Luck With That

"I try not to offend anyone".

The matter that someone said this offended me a little. Then I started to think "the fact you live in Canada and are white offends some people". The list became long after I thought about it for a moment or five. There is literally no way that you can't offend anyone. Some people are offended if you have black clothing on as "it's a sign of the devil". Some are offended if you pay with a debit card others if you pay with cash. Think about it for a moment... Being offended seems to be our natural state. Most of the time we just ignore it and more on, but it's there every day. Yup... Just keep trying...

Saturday, May 20, 2017

I Am Average

I am a cat who pukes in the middle of the night.
I am a farmer singing the wrong words to a song.
I am a politician who talks out his ass.
I am a bum who sleeps on a rail road track.
I am average.

Blood on the Coffee Cup...

Sitting here the other day and playing with Bryce 7.1 Pro and noticed this red stuff on the coffee cup. Then I realize it's freaking blood. Then I realize it's on my shirt as well.

Well I had a crack from hell in my top lip over to the right side. Never even noticed it. This is not the first time I ended up bleeding and had no idea it was happening.

There is a thing on my leg right by my butt cheek called a blood cyst. Well as you might think, they fill with blood then explode one day. They (fortunately for my bedding) only seem to pop when I'm sitting on the toilet. I'll get up and there will be a fare amount of the red stuff all over the right side of the seat. This will normally happen the next couple of times I sit on it as well.

Then there was one day there was blood running down the drain in the shower. I'm like WTF? I really never did find where the hell it came from. My guess is it was my diverticulitis acting up and it ran out my butt. See I got these pockets in my innards and now and then they bleed. This would have been the only time it came out when I was NOT taking a poop.

Oh then one day I went from the bed to the kitchen to get some water. Well I turned to go back and a drop of blood on the floor. Another in the hall. Strange it never dripped on the carpet... But the bed looked like I had been stabbed with a knitting needle or something. I must have spent 20 min. looking for where the hell it came from - never found the source.

I won't even go into how many times I wake up with a large bruise on me some place (or several of them) and have no idea what the hell...